You've been doing blankets wrong your whole life.
Slanket is designed for scrolling, snacking, gaming, gesturing dramatically at the TV, and absolutely nothing productive.
Side effects may include: refusing to leave the couch, reduced heating bills, and mild smugness toward non-Slanket owners.
Three crimes your blanket commits every night.
You've been the victim. You just didn't know there was a better option.
Arm Abandonment
The moment you reach for your phone, the remote, a snack — your arms are instantly, brutally cold. Every. Single. Time. Your blanket made you choose between warmth and having hands. This is not acceptable.
The Great Foot Escape
You tuck your feet in. You shift. They're out again. You tuck them in. They're out. This happens every 10 minutes. For the entire movie. Scientists have studied this. The blanket always wins.
The Inevitable Slide
You're warm. Finally comfortable. And then — slowly, inevitably — the blanket begins its descent. By the time you notice, it's on the floor. You're cold. Again. Every night.
It started with a sleeping bag, a TV remote, and a fundamental refusal to be cold.
Gary was a college student in Maine. It was cold. (It's always cold in Maine.)
He was watching Late Night with Conan O'Brien, half-zipped into a sleeping bag that made using the remote physically impossible. He had two choices: be warm, or use his hands.
This was not a choice Gary was willing to accept.
So he did what any reasonable person would do. He tore a hole in the sleeping bag. Stuck his arms through. Watched the rest of the show in peace.
The world would never be the same.
Slanket was born in 1998. Manufactured properly since 2005. Featured on Letterman, 30 Rock, the Today show, and Inside Edition. Loved by millions of people who, like Gary, simply refused to be cold AND handless at the same time.
We think that's a reasonable position.
What exactly makes it so unreasonably good?
We could be professional about this. We chose not to be.
Revolutionary arm containment technology.
Also known as: sleeves.
A pocket. For your feet. We know.
Yes, it's that good.
Fleece so soft, your other blankets will feel personally attacked.
280 gsm double-brushed microfleece. Since you asked.
Hides in plain sight as a couch cushion. Very sneaky.
Your guests will never know.
Famous enough for Letterman. Comfy enough that we almost didn't go.
Slanket has been on national TV more times than we can count. We watched most of it from the couch. In a Slanket. Obviously.
Choose Your Weapon.
One for every human in your life who has been doing blankets wrong.
Slanket
The one that started the revolution. The one Gary made for himself.
Full-length sleeves, foot pocket, 60"×80" 280 gsm microfleece. Available in multiple colors. Cozy since 2005.
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Slanket Siamese
Proof that some people like each other enough to share warmth.
One Slanket, two sets of sleeves. Built for couples or best friends. Same premium fleece. Double the cozy.
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Slanket Jr.
Everything the original does. Just sized for smaller humans.
Same full-length sleeves, 44"x60" same foot pocket, same 280 gsm microfleece as the original Slanket .
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Stroller Slanket
Because babies didn't ask to go outside either.
Designed specifically for strollers so your little one stays warm on the go without the constant "it fell off again" problem.
Shop Stroller →The Hall of Cozy.
"It's just a blanket, but it's a damn important blanket to me."
I purchased a Slanket in 2006. It's still in EXCELLENT condition despite literal daily use. I can tell you without hesitation that it's the best $50 I have ever spent in my life. It's just a blanket, but it's a damn important blanket to me.
Jacob
Verified Customer
I have three other sleeved blankets from different manufacturers and the Slanket is by far my favorite. The size is much more generous and I prefer the single foot pocket.
Sue
Verified Customer
I've ordered several Slankets over the years for myself and as gifts. Soft, comfortable, and wonderful to snuggle in. I love the sleeves because my arms are always cold.
Mary
Verified Customer
I am cold natured, so I love wrapping up in this warm and toasty blanket. I sleep in it every night.
Harold
Verified Customer
My girlfriend is always cold at my house so this was the perfect gift! She absolutely loves it — and so does my cat. 10/10 would recommend.
Shawn
Verified Customer
I've seen plenty of cheap knock-offs but nothing comes close to the real thing. The comfort, quality, and memories mean the world to me.
Kris
Verified Customer
A lot of companies looked at Slanket and said: 'we can do that, but worse.'
They were right.
We don't name names. We just make a better product and let you figure it out.
| ✦ Slanket ✦ | Knockoffs | |
|---|---|---|
| Invented it | ✓ 1998 | No — they copied it |
| Fleece quality | ✓ 280 gsm double-brushed | Basic poly. You'll feel it. |
| Actual size | ✓ 60" × 80" | "Generous" (it isn't) |
| Foot pocket | ✓ Properly designed | A gesture, not a feature |
| Folds to cushion | ✓ Brilliant storage | Just a blanket in a pile |
| Safety certified | ✓ OEKO-TEX | Unverified |
| Years of refinement | ✓ 20+ years | Since last Tuesday |
| Jacob's loyalty | ✓ 19 years and counting | N/A |
20 years. One original. Zero regrets.
Your thermostat is about to get very nervous.
You've been cold enough. This is the fix.